Sunday, January 22, 2012

The Heart and Soul of a True Musketeer

Source Unknown

I'm about 1/3 of the way through Alexander Dumas' (pronounced 'doōm-ä') Three Musketeers in search of the qualities modeled after in the heart of my own personal hero, the amazing Nightcrawler.  On the surface, these characters share common ground in their attraction to campaigning and adventuring and nearly monopolizing the function of the term 'swashbuckling' (I sure can't think of any applications of the word outside of these two instances).  A swashbuckler "engages in daring and romantic adventures with ostentatious bravado or flamboyance," as these fictional characters are certainly wont to.  But what underlying function or motivation does this honor-loving (as Plato would call it) serve?  As a fictional superhero, Nightcrawler's value can be manifested in the real world only in his functioning as idol, so the substance of his idols possesses the impetus of his character.

Image from Excalibur Vol. 1, #1 (1988)
 
The Musketeers value the heart and soul (two words of vastly intricate semantics-- in some contexts, interchangeable, but often indicative of significant subtleties-- but implacably relating to the basic essences or mature of an individual) primarily in the service of a powerfully endowed authoritative figure, i.e. the king.  Their famous mantra-- "All for one, and one for all" (which I actually haven't observed personally as of yet, ~300 pages in)-- reflects their unquestioning faith in a hierarchical system based on fundamental inequalities: all serve a sanctified ruler, who, in turn, serves in the best interests of the masses.  This is surely a noble ideal, but presumes to obscure the tendency for power to corrupt; can any one remain just in managing the lifestyle of a collective whole, as in an aristocracy? Antithetically, can a community distribute power evenly to each constituent, as in the most fundamentally pure democracy?  Plato, as mirrored in the creed of the Musketeers and Dumas, ascribes purely good constitutionality to the latter, while modern day Americans (purport to) place faith in the former (see The Republic).

In the 19th century French novel, all honor is bestowed upon those who demonstrate blind faith in those held divinely supreme. e.g. the Musketeers to the King and the Guards to the Cardinal, and these higher powers seem irrevocably locked in a conflict of interests.  What do these two factions war over exactly anyway? Political power? Or is there more to it?  The heroes are virtuous for adherence to their word (supposedly an intrinsic quality of the proper gentlemen), for courage and gallantry, and for general courtesy paid in the company of a neighbor, be it by intimacy with a woman, fraternity between men, or formalities between strangers.  Still, a overriding lack of individual agency nags throughout these expressions of chivalry.  To what end do these purportedly noble deeds serve?  Do they serve any other function than in the preservation of the royalties' privileged status?  Is the greatest good, the good of the collective whole, being more aptly served in the will of the King, or of the Cardinal? These heroes are esteemed for serving loyally, never endeavoring to inquire there within and for sacrificing personal welfare in the name of external, 'superior' persons.  And how does this conception of virtue relate to the X-Men, which are so often proclaimed to subvert notions of inherent inequalities, for the equivocation of all persons?

Or does the rift between mutant and human demand acknowledgement of such inherent inequality? Are the X-Men avatars of our implicit propensity towards asymmetry and hierarchal systems of indentification?  Is mankind best served in the empowerment of each and every individual, or are welfare and prosperity more attainable in endowing an elite with supreme power over the whole, who must place faith in the ruler?  Nightcrawler, the Musketeers, and Plato are proponents of the latter creed, but man seems too self-interested on the whole to put such practice into effect, to embrace the will of an other so wholly.  In popular modernity, we eschew such concentration of power, normally conceived in the forms of dictatorship and tyranny.  Is there, as Plato suggests in The Republic, a realistic alternative in a ruler who serves truly in the interests of the community?

Do the X-Men contribute to the actuation of such distinct classifications , as more extreme mutant activists are known to, or do they fight for an empowerment of all persons of all qualities? Does 'peaceful coexistence' require, or even reflect, individual equality? Or, (again, as Plato suggests) preclude it? Is there something more in Klock's suggestion of "the Ethics 101 debate between the altruist and the egoist," than is popularly conceived of in the creed of Xavier's mutant superheroes?  Are we better off in a world where every person has a voice in the machinery of public lifestyles, or should we all place faith in, and more importantly, discover an other who is fit to rule?

"The altruist believes that the most important ethical principle is helping others, so he preaches altruism. If the egoist genuinely believes in self-interest as the most important ethical principle, and if (contra Rand) he believes that a world of egoists is not in his (personal) self interest, he will also preach altruism. Magneto clearly believes that mutants are superior to humans, destined to replace them as the dominant species, and he proclaims as much, bringing every superhero down on his head. Millar's Xavier often seems to believe that mutants are superior to humans ("Our eyes were brighter. Our minds were faster."), destined to replace them as the dominant species, but he preaches integration, perhaps because it is the easiest path to mutant succession."

-Geoffrey Klock. "X-Men, Emerson, and Gnosticism." <http://reconstruction.eserver.org/043/klock/klockprint.htm>

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Uncanny X-Men (1963) #7


Typed up a record of the most memorable/significant quotes from the Silver Age--

September 1963, X-Men #7



P2 - X-Men Graduation
Xavier: Nonsense Scott! All I did was take the talent all of you already had, and channel it in the right direction! You youngsters did all the work!

Jean: But without you, we’d have remained misfits in a world that could never understand us-- with no purpose, no goals!

P3-4 Brotherood HQ
Wanda: You Lie! You have no real power-- merely the gift of creating illusions! But, I care not for power! Once I have paid my debt to Magneto, I hope to leave this dreadful band-- to be free at last… With you, even a palace would seem like a hovel to me!

...

Jason: Magneto! Magneto! Am I always to be plagued by that name?! He doesn’t feel about you as I do! He has no emotions-- no heart--!


Magneto: Bah! Loyalty is for homo sapiens! I expect no loyalty! I only demand fear-- and blind obedience!!

P6-7 Xavier Departs
Xavier: I have decided that you, the X-Man known as Cyclops, shall be group leader until I return!

Slim: Me?? But, sir-- the Beast is a better scholar-- while Angel is more aggressive and--!

Xavier: But it is you who posses the rare quality of leadership! My decision stands!


Hank: Of course! It was a logical selection!


Slim: I shudder to think of what would happen if [the power beam which emanates from my eyes] ever accidentally gets out of control! I had hoped to visit various doctors-- to seek a cure! But, the Professor convinced me it is my duty to remain-- to use my power against all evil-- no matter how I dread the task!

Jean: Oh, schott-- we all understand! But you made the right decision! We’ve studied together so long, worked os hard-- we just can’t split up now!

Warren: The way she looks at him! How can he be so unmoved? Can’t he see how she feels about him??


Slim: They’ve gone! And here I sit-- alone! Now for the fist time, I can realize how it must have been for the Professor all those long moths-- always apart-- always alone… Now to listen to the steady drone of Cyberno’s ‘voice’== unable to leave my post unless an alarm is sounded-- and yet, dreading the moment I hear that alarm, for it can only mean-- the mance of-- Magneto!!

Meanwhile , at a noisy carnival at the edge of town…
Magneto: This is the one place I can appear in public with impunity! All who see me think I am merely another costumed performer!

P8-10 Blob's Recruitment
Silently, one of the most powerful mutant minds on Earth beigins to prove The Blob’s brain…
Magneto: Strange!! There is a mental block there! I cannot penetrate his mind!
[Strange!! You attempt a mental probe lacking the gift of telepathy and whilst you wear your telepathy-blocking helm!!]

...

Magneto: Who am I?? I am== power!! But you may call me-- Magneto!! Mark that name well Homo sapien-- soon you, and all your inferior kind shall pay it homage!!

...

Jason: So! You call my great powers mere illusions, do you?? See how they throw an entire group of fighting men into sheer panic, my lovely!

Wanda: But you cannot thro those accursed images everywhere at once! Even now some roustabouts are approaching us from behind the wagon!

Humans: Grab those two!!

Jason: No! Don’t hurt us!

Wanda: Quiet, you shameless coward! My own hex power is enough to save us! All I need do is cause continual mishaps to befall our attackers!

P12 Counter Culture
Chick #1: Do you like the Zen poetry Bernard is reading, big boy?

Hank: Poetry? I assumed he was checking a housewife’s shopping list aloud!


Hank: My most vexing problem is this pair of tight brogans I’m wearing! The agony is excruciating!

Chick #1: Take ‘em off, neighbor! In this place nobody’ll even notice!

Hank: Ah! What a blessed relief!!

Chick #1: Ulp! I spoke too soon! Are those real, or is it some kinda gag?

Hippie #1: Say! Dig that crazzzy paper-weight!

Hippie #2: Don’t move, stranger! I’ve got to make a sketch of those feet! They should be immortalized on canvas!

Hippie #3: Wait till Bernard sees them!! He’ll write a new poem immediately!

Chick #2:  This could start a whole new culture-- we’ll call ourselves barefoot beats!

Hippies: Hail to the new leader! King of the Barefoot Beats!... Free coffee for everybody!

Hank: I appreciate these accolades, but I think you’re all totally bereft of sanity!

Hippies: Not only does he have the world’s greatest feet, but he talks, too!

P13 Blob Recruited
Blob: Yeah! Yeah! I don’t even need all of you! I can handle those overrated weaklings by myself!

Jason: Don’t be a fool! They’ve beaten all of us in the past! Me, I want all the help I can get!

P14 X-Men! Scramble!
Bobby: Whoops! Too fast! My shirt, shoes, and socks froze up, too, and cracked clean off!! Goash! And Zelda always like that ol’ shirt!


Jean: Henry P. McCoy!! You’ve got your nerve running ahead of me like that! Didn’t you ever hear of ladies first??

Hank: But of course, Jean, my sweet! In the same place that I heard “Time and tide wait for no man!”

Jean: Well! It seems that even the scholarly Beast has to me taught some manners now and then!

Hank: Hmmm! To paraphrase an old cliché-- never underestimate the telekinetic power of a woman!

P16 Confrontation
Hank: Are you aware that you talk almost as much as I do, Blob? Although your vocabulary is either as varied or as erudite!


Slim: Jean!! You shouldn’t have strained yourself against impossible odds like that! Leave him to me now!! Only my power beam can beat him!

Bobby: Boy! You’ve got one qualification for a group leader, Scotty! You’ve sure got confidence!

P21 Resolution
Magneto: At last! They’re all in one group! Now my torpedoes can finish them all off!

Jason: But-- the Blob! He’s there with them, too!

Magneto: That’s his hard luck! He’s served his purpose!

Wanda: No!!

Pietro: You can’t! You musn’t!


Slim: It’s ironic! One of our most deadly enemies shield us from a fatal blast!

P22 Closure
Fred: I’m thru with mutants-- thru with fighting other people’s fights! I’ll never trust anyone again!

Slim: I seem to remember something the Professor once said-- long ago-- there are good mutants, and bad mutants! And there are also some who hate being mutants== some who turn away from the great responsibility their power imposes upon them!

Fred: I’ve not hate left in me! I’m just weary! I’m going back-- to the only place I belong-- to the carny!

Monday, November 14, 2011

Regenesis: Review of Uncanny, Wolverine and the X-Men #1

The X-Men have experienced a Schism, and the Regenesis has come; Cyclops leads a group of mutants who fight to prevent the extinction of their race, while Wolverine has opened a new school for 'gifted youngsters;' one group based on an island state off California, one group back in Westchester, New York.



In Uncanny X-Men (2011) #1, Cyclops introduces his "Extinction Team," featuring Magneto, Storm, Emma, Danger, Namor, Hope, Colossus, and Magik.  As the characters and (most) readers are aware, most of the roster has experience as a super-villain; Magneto, Emma, Namor, and Danger were all introduced as villains, Colossus has recently become the Juggernaut, his sister is a demon sorceress, and, though Hope is young, is in all likelihood some incarnation of the Dark Phoenix.  The team's mission statement, to defend the welfare of the few over others, is clearly at odds with Xavier's Dream.  All of these elements are skillfully employed and considered in Gillen's rhetoric; Storm's heroism shines through in challenging Cyclops' motives and disillusioning Magneto's grandeur.  It's great to see her character reemerge, having been dormant for nearly decades, and I can't wait to see where Gillen takes her.  Let's not forget Claremont's 1980's X-Men, in which, under (mohawk) Storm's leadership, the X-Men are based in Australia and fight for essentially the same purpose; to thwart those who would finish mutantkind off.  The dynamic of Gillen's X-Men team is fantastic, and Pacheco's art is stunning. Despite the ever-increasing complex nature of the X-franchise, this is a book that readers of any experience can enjoy for relationships and exposition of power between truly monumental characters.


A bit of a different feel
  
  For all its accomplishments, its one weakness lies with the villain. Mister Sinister, who made his entrance in the 1980's with perhaps the most incredible and impacting scheme of X-canon since its conception in 1963 (Mutant Massacre, cloning the Phoenix), has suddenly lost any sense of grandeur in this installment.  Typically illustrated in all-enveloping shadow and with an air of omnipotent reserve, Sinister is illustrated as a bright vaudevillian, melodramatic in his announcement of the oh-so-sinister plot to brainwash the citizens of San Francisco to become his followers? Didn't Mastermind's daughter do this years ago, only to be thwarted by Scott and Emma alone? His only authority comes from his manipulation of a Celestial, an imposing android, hundreds of feet tall, hailing from a race that judges whether or not to annihilate entire planets for their sinfulness (introduced in 1980's X-Factor, an episode Scott seems to have forgotten?)  Sure, Sinister's ability to manipulate one of these guys has potential, as they birthed the only man Sinister's shown any subversion to and a villain who threatens to affect the Apocalypse, but the cliffhanger relies on an amusement park themed 'SinisterVille' over any threat of a Judgement Day.  So, as excited as I am about Scott's Extinction Team, Sinister's schemes truly pale in comparison.  We'll see where it goes.



Wolverine and The X-Men #1, by Jason Aaron and Chris Bachalo-- truly a fiasco.  The opening scene between Xavier and Logan sets the scene, as the two goad each other about the difficulties of running a school.  Xavier is traditionally painful, but that’s part of his character.  Instead of being a foil, though, Logan and him eat each other up.  Kitty’s just as bad, and Bachalo’s art bolsters the vexation of the reading experience.  They (and the reader) rely on Beast to salvage the mess, but Aaron flattens even his eccentric personality.  The villain, a 12-year old boy who has somehow managed to usurp leadership of the Hellfire Club, announces his aim to ruin Logan’s school and drives away as the Institute crashes down.  Personally, this doesn’t leave me dying to find out how or why. I just wanted to see all the mutants who left Utopia carving out a new path; I don’t want to read Aaron’s droll satire of superhuman banter.  His comedy routine frankly does not work, and really makes a fool of any mutant who followed Logan to New York.

Diegetically, that is, within the Marvel U, I can’t follow Team Cyclops. His platform for mutant proliferation does not serve Xavier’s dream, and is inherently selfish.  These are mutant heroes in that they fulfill only the virtues of mutant culture.  Wolverine and his school, however, represent heroes of a greater breadth, concerned with growth and maturity over personal livelihood.  They idealize the lifestyle in which the youth can be educated and grow in relative peace, as opposed to the militaristic agenda Cyclops is hung up on.  They pay respects to the dreams of Xavier and the late Jean Grey, who (barring a few relapses) pour body and soul into the welfare of greater humanity.  However, based on the reading experience delivered by Marvel’s writing teams, I just can’t follow Team Wolverine.

Final verdict: Buy Gillen’s Uncanny, Boycott Aaron’s garbage

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Two Sweet Covers

Sitting on my table are the 1984 Uncanny X-Men #185 and the 2011 Uncanny X-Force #13, the latter received just last month in the mail, and the former a veritable antique that I happened to pull out of my collection in the wee hours of the last night.  The covers are strikingly similar-

The one, some may recognize, is notorious for Storm's crippling at the hands of Henry Gyrich (a surname with a legacy in the Sentinel business), Dr. Val Cooper (U.S. liason to mutant affairs), and Forge (mutant, self-styled U.S. gov't inventor).  Having only recently sought the X-Men for therapy, mental and mutant, Rogue has at this point posed as super-villain against the Avengers, the X-Men, and the U.S. government under the direction of foster mothers Mystique and Destiny (that's a story for another time).  The cover of this story, though, is misleading; Rogue has no malicious intent.  In a moment of compassion and friendship yet unknown to young Rogue, Storm offers her the experience to "see the world through [her] eyes."



Rogue has a wonderful time getting acquainted with Storm's elemental powers, but in the moment of Storm's weakness, Gyrich's operation is underway.



Though Rogue is struck by Forge's invention, designed to nullify superpowers (ground-breaking, yes, but merely a plot device-- the weapon doesn't come up again, as far as I know), the weapon turns out to have been on a minimal setting.


In the short skirmish that ensues, Rogue basically fights drunk, unable to tame Storm's elemental powers and woozy from Gyrich's initial shot.  Storm awakens and tries to restore order while Gyrich recalibrates for full power!  Inevitably, Storm is struck and stripped of her mutant power.



The effect is essentially permanent-- though as with anything in comics (see previous post), nothing really is-- anything can be undone.  By the turn of the decade, a weathered Storm is bestowed her former power and continues her leadership of the X-Men.




In the other, AoA Wolverine, thought by his peers to have been deceased, has ascended in Apocalypse's stead, who's reign had finally been ended.  Essentially, Apocalypse cannot be quelled; he is a natural force that can be kept in check but never silenced.  The cover to this story is more representative; Jean is in the worst conflict with this Apocalypse, her former husband, and X-Force is present but tragically impotent.




I suppose the gesture common between covers indicates the one character being at the mercy of the other, though, for their similarity, the context of the each could not be more unique. 


Saturday, September 17, 2011

The Fuzzy Elf is back!

It's been recently revealed Nightcrawler will return to X-Men comics this December, after having passed away in April, 2010.  How, you ask?  Well, calling it a return is somewhat misleading. Kurt Wagner remains deceased.  Kurt Darkholme, hailing from the alternate universe commonly referred to as Age of Apocalypse (AoA), has been alive and well for several decades. 




 In this universe, Professor Xavier is deceased and the archvillain Apocalypse reigns supreme, enforcing a natural culling of the weak to catalyze Darwinian evolution.  The X-Men, led by Magneto, represent most of the minimal resistance to Apocalypse's power.

In 2011, Earth-616 (the main Marvel universe), Xavier is alive and well, though mutants have become an endangered species, numbering less than 200.  Though the X-Men normally refuse to kill, their survival as a species is at risk to the point that Wolverine leads a clandestine force of assassins committed to removing threats before they make themselves known.  


Recently, the title "Uncanny X-Force" illustrates the team's struggle to prevent the rise of Apocalypse, who's presence may be inextinguishable (coincidentally convenient for a monthly comic book title).  To that end, our heroes journey to the AoA (yes, it's an alternate dimension, but, yes, with the right resources, you can do that) in essentially a reconnoissance mission.  Here, we see versions of legendary mutants just slightly unlike those we are familiar with, including versions of the deceased Nightcrawler and Jean Grey.



Though months away, Marvel promotes a roster for December's Uncanny X-Force featuring Kurt Darkholme and lacking a certain James Howlett (i.e. Wolverine).  How that comes about, we've yet to find out.  Writer Rick Rememder writes some of the best X-Men stories being published right now, though, and I'm confident it will make a great story. Either way, here's to the return of our favorite Fuzzy Elf (or something like that)!






More details to follow-